By day, Jack works for a petty tyrant at a dead end job. His version of night life is beer and TV at his filthy, roach-infested apartment. His minimalist approach to hygiene leaves him with no social life. One night while looking through his favorite publication, Wanker Magazine, he notices an ad for "Simulacrum Spanish Fly". He decides to take matters into his own hands (for once only figuratively), imagining that it will transform one of his co-workers into a "Wild, Horny Nympho" just as the ad copy promises. What really happens is quite a bit weirder.