The Top Ten Ways to Identify BAD DRIVERS 10 There are birds, cats and motorcycle helmets stuck in their radiator grill. 9 The bullet holes in their trunk are patched with band aids. 8 They run thru red lights and Stop signs but stop for Bars. 7 They sneer and give the finger to Speed Limit signs. 6 Their WANTED posters are autographed. 5 They weave in and out of opposing traffic. 4 Their vehicle is held together with Bumper Stickers. 3 .They have gun racks on their dashboard, doors and steering wheel. 2 They are in front of you going too damn slow or behind you riding your bumper. 1 They are texting, eating, talking on their cell phone, watching tv and drinking while driving.