Sod swimming with sexually deviant dolphins in the Pacific. Or visiting a bunch of shit rocks in Peru. The more off-than-on Northern Lights can take a hike as well. As any natural-born nihilist knows, it’s what you choose not to do before you’re dead that counts in the end. Avoiding trips to the loo at Glastonbury or the loo at the home of Oscar Pistorius would be a pretty good start. Bringing a biting, satirical response to the bucket-list phenomenon currently blighting the globe, and covering themes like sex, love, work, travel, wealth and health, The F*ck-it List is the ultimate guide for the many misanthropes in your life.