Dearly Departing Vampire Lover, is all about two of the last vampires on earth. The only thing they have to contend with is roving bands of renegade humans. Creating A Woman: A man finds a book of spells under his house while he’s cleaning out some garbage, and unknowingly releases a Pandora’s Box of trouble upon himself. Vampires Love Blood And Sex is about a woman with a blood disease who runs into a vampire. Screwed By a Pack of Werewolves - A woman is out for some Summer fun before college, so she purposefully seeks out a clan of werewolves. Dude, Your Fangs Are Huge – A woman dates a werewolf and doesn’t realize it.