This is a delicious compilation of assorted algorithms, programs, applications, and cartoons that I have created over the years using a variety of tools and programming languages, most notably Clipper and dBase, but also C, awk, sed, grep, perl, SQL, shell scripting, and india ink. DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK TO LEARN HOW TO PROGRAM! This is more of a book on how NOT to write computer programs. However, if you are an experienced programmer and enjoy viewing code as a logic puzzle, or you would just like to own a collection of some of the most hilarious cartoons and arcane algorithms you will ever be challenged to digest, then by all means, spend a few bucks! Bon Apetite!