Life in an English girls' boarding school was never like this! Come join the fun as three girls at a top-notch girls' boarding school on the English Sussex Downs together expose what modern-day boarding life is really like. Imagine the Chalet School, Malory Towers, the Twins at St. Claire's, and the Angela Brazil school stories all brought bang up to date for the twenty-first century, written in blog posts! Throw in an unfathomable mystery, a mysterious Bursar, a surfit of sausages and a gaggle of giggling girls who could pass for the great grand-children of a one night stand between Sherlock Holmes and Miss Marple, and you'll have some idea of what to expect from St. Mallory's Forever! Oh, and watch out for a guest appearance by Benedict Cumberbatch, lashings of ginger beer and a double helping of Doctor Who references, an unplanned walk too far onto the Brighton nudist beach, and the mystery of the lost musical masterpiece that just happened to be written after the composer died. . Jointly written by two then schoolgirl debut novelists, just 16 and 17 at time of publication, and with some occasional input by international bestselling author Mark Williams, St. Mallory’s Forever! is the first of the St. Mallory’s comedy-mystery boarding school series that aims to prove just one thing: . That everything you thought you knew about English girls’ boarding schools is wrong. Yes, even that bit.