It all began one dark and rainy night in the depths of twisted imagination. One thing led to another and soon there was no stopping it. On and on it continued, smashing everything that got in the way: people, objects, ideas, and finally, reality itself. People had no idea what was happening until it was too late and they awoke to discover the shocking truth. The wheels of the mind had turned upon themselves to destruction. There was no putting the genie back in the bottle. There was no going home. There was only despair and confusion and the forgotten strawberries sitting in the back of the refrigerator. And what will become of the beagles and the orphans?