Mr Yadav is glaring at you, through his bulging left eye.
“Where's your homework?!” he yells louder than a thunder crack, before slamming his mark-book on the desk and stomping into oblivion - oblivion being the dining room, where he glares at the school vending machine that hasn’t worked properly since 1998.
Unfortunately, Mr Yadav is not alone in his frustration. Governor Strand spends most of his time standing on the welcome mat, trembling before the receptionist, an evil woman who loves sending visitors to the wrong room, and screams at them when they return to ask for help. It’s one way to occupy her afternoon.
Join these characters and more in the new hilarious adventure tale, 'The Day My School Fell Down'. Meet the eccentric teachers trying to save disastrous Murkworth School from closure, and salvage its appalling reputation. Enjoy the catastrophic events unfold as they struggle to control water-balloon throwing pupil Eldon Peeble, and dim school thief, Theodore Blot, who has just been seen stealing an empty violin case from the locker room, and is going to sell it back to its owner for double the price.
This is just the beginning of the tale, a novel, for all ages - whether at school now, or looking back at school, with a humorous eye.