So you're going to be a parent.
You might be asking yourself a series of important questions - Will I be a good parent? - Will I be able to afford this? - Can I ever have sex again?
Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn't mean your kid has to be as lame as you're about to become. That's why I've written this book--to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.
The Bro Code for Parents will help you - Choose a baby name that won't get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker -
Interview and hire a smokin' hot nanny - Teach your child instant classics like 'The Boobs on the Bus' and 'Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat'.
With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, 'The Bro Code for Parents' gives you all the tools you'll need to raise your child.