We all have a little bit of Dick Cheney in us, and Jeremy Hutchins wants to help. In this guide to loving your inner Cheney, Hutchins shares his revolutionary plan. First, he helps to diagnose the problem - Are you unable to identify and express feelings? Have you been won over by the darker forces? Are you addicted to secrecy and power? Then, he offers a plan to embrace the Cheney within - Instead of going out and blasting away defenseless little creatures, learn to love the animals, and pet them while you can. Small is Beautiful; You don't need to take over the world. Sometimes the smallest things can be most precious, like a hug or a flower. Instead of planting information, try planting a garden. Submit to the Higher Power (even if you think you are the Higher Power). The perfect antidote to the coming tedious Election season, 'Loving the Cheney Within' will be poking out of back pockets, purses, and hip sacks, from Williamsburg to San Francisco.