Top ten things Samantha Madison isn't ready for - Spending Thanksgiving at Camp David; - With her boyfriend, the president's son; - Who appears to want to take their relationship to the Next Level; - Which Sam inadvertently and shockingly announces live on MTV; - While appearing to support the president's dubious policies on families, morals, and yes, sex; - Juggling her new after-school job at Potomac Video; - Even though she already has a job as teen ambassador to the UN (that she doesn't get paid for); - Riding the Metro and getting accosted because she's 'the redheaded girl who saved the president's life,' in spite of her new, semipermanent Midnight Ebony tresses; - Experiencing total role reversal with her popular sister Lucy, who for once can't get the guy she wants; - and the number-one thing Sam isn't ready for? - Finding out the hard way that in art class, 'life drawing' means 'naked people.'