Have you ever wondered - Why Asians love 'Hello Kitty'? What the tattooed Chinese characters really say? How to achieve feng shui for optimum make-out sessions? Where Asian cuties meet the white guys who love them? Then you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll realize this book is better than a Broadway production of Cats when you read scenes that include - twenty-something Lindsey Owyang mastering the intricacies of office voicemail and fax dialing; an authentic Chinese banquet where Number One Son shows off his language skills by speaking 'Chinglish'; dating disasters with grandsons of Grandma's mahjong partners; the discovery that the real China looks nothing like the pavilion at Disney World; karaoke.